Owen Hart’s Slammy acceptance speech, 1996.
god this is the most important post i ever made
"In an entertainment world where women are disappearing from multiplexes, where men bulk up as superheroes while women don’t eat but sip pink drinks, we need to remember that there was once a very short heroine who hunted monsters and talked about Einstein, who kicked ass and questioned her faith, who went to work with a man she loved but didn’t rip his shirt off over lunch, who didn’t want to believe, but opened herself nonetheless to possibility. We need Scully back, even for a moment." (x)
The world needs WAY more characters like DR DANA KATHRINE GOD-DAMN SCULLY B.S. M.D.
ideas to make the divas division better:
-tag titles to split the divison into dedicated tag teams and singles wrestlers
- stop using the divas to shill other products with bad lines
- have smaller, non title based fueds (see: emma vs summer)
Also push AJ and Paige and Emma and Summer Rae forever.
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
i have no regrets
neither did ron
I think the fact that they have Canadian accents makes this even better.
CM Punk while you lay there in your apartment, hopefully as comfortably as you possibly can be…
I hope y’all realize that you ain’t allowed to talk shit about Triple H being this heinous political jackass behind the scenes if Punk returns tonight and is immediately inserted into the title match.
You ain’t allowed to; I’ll personally see to it that you don’t.
BUT IF AN INDIE DARLING DOES IT IT’S “INTEGRITY” AND “STANDING UP FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN”
IF TRIPLE H DOES IT HE’S POLITICKING AND LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER
i feel like wrestler hair is definitely one of those “muppet universe” things. like you see dolph ziggler and you’re like “that is perfectly acceptable hair” but if you saw a dude walking down the street with bright yellow ramen noodle hair that was also soaking wet for some reason you’d be like “look at that fucking asshole”